Forget the snooze button, lazy bones, you're on your own time clock this summer. For a professional nodder like you, a day job couldn't get much dreamier. If you wanna spend your summer crashing on the beach, in your bed, or in front of a 53-inch high definition TV — then you better make sure you've got the tools of the trade. PJs? Check. Blanket? Check. Responsibility? Not needed.


Saying pshaw to schedules, you'd rather take life as it comes. The easy way out is your favorite way in. Of course, between busy shifts of shut-eye this summer, you might just try to hang with friends, grab a meal or two, heck, maybe even plan an activity. Just don't stress yourself out too much - or you'll need a nap to recover. Sweet dreams.

Shop at second hand stores from time to time? Feel like no one understands you? Own a pair of Chucks? That's just what we thought. It's not very strong, but we can kind of see it. We're betting you mope from time to time and you've been known to sigh over an ex, even if you only do it where no one can see you. Come on, just admit it — brooding can be fun.

Thank your lucky stars, because you'd never, ever wear as much makeup at Pete Wentz or listen to Taking Back Sunday all the time. Maybe you just like to pretend that you're super-stoic, but we know that deep down you've got a heart of purest glass. So congrats — you're not totally tragic. Not even close!